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Bobby Pham

It is your favorite blonde bombshell, Vietnamese wonder, and JV soccer demon: Bobby Pham! He is Webb’s very own Rick Sanchez and Lil Uzi Vert lookalike. It may be true, according to Bobby’s hair transformation, that blondes do have more fun. If you do not see Bobby playing video games nonstop under pink LED lights while blasting Playboi Carti through his speaker, you might find him scoring goal after goal on Faculty Field. Although Bobby has been studying computer science in Massachusetts and California for half his life, his true passion for computer science came from the Harvey Mudd course Webb offered at the end of this year. Bobby does not watch Inception and Interstellar for a mind-boggling adventure; he watches them to prepare for implementing his superhuman technology into our society as he becomes the world’s most powerful coder, and gets ready to destroy the planet with artificial intelligence. But for now, his current superpower is his shoes, which give him an extra two inches of height, pairing perfectly with his pink attire. The future Bobby we all cannot wait to see will be working at a tech company, making tons of money to build his own cars, and beating Apple at everything. Hopefully, he will be able to continue mastering each video game he encounters, achieving his distinct platinum blonde hair color, and coding more impossible products when he majors in Computer Science at Santa Clara University. 

If you need serious advice, Bobby’s there for you. If you want to do something really stupid, Bobby will do it with you. If you are really hungry, Bobby will be the one to get you food. But if you want to do a group project… He’ll be asleep. He’s very consistent like that.

— Heloise Robertson (‘23

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