Clarence+Deng

Clarence Deng

DANG, Deng! Clarence Deng is always dressed to impress. He usually spends his afternoons in the gym. If you ever see him there, he’ll be wearing his $400 Bathing Ape shoes instead of normal tennis or lifting shoes. Clarence is the type of person to ask you for a pencil even though he has the highest quality Louis Vuitton backpack you’ve ever seen. At every school dance, Clarence will wear his lavish Gucci sunglasses, but the rambunctious Clarence will usually give the glasses to someone else while he busts a move on the dance floor. Despite being the youngest in the senior class, some say he has an old soul. For one, he plays golf. Why does he like golf so much? Clarence thinks it has helped him “clear his mind.” People also say Clarence is an old soul because he has dozens, if not hundreds, of small green tea bottles in his mini fridge, his room, and even in that Louis Vuitton backpack. Despite this description, Clarence is a joy to be around; hes always smiling. Pair this with his precious baby face, and his smile instantly becomes contagious. And when he laughs, you’ll definitely be laughing too. Whenever Clarence is in the room, you know it’s about to go down. In the fall, Clarence will embrace the old and the new, studying Business at Babson College in Wellesley, Massachusetts.

Clarence is like the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. He’s always smiling. But I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Silly, silly Clarence!

— Neria Spence ('24)

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