Phillip Park is not your average dorm-dweller. After a “country boy” childhood in Oxnard, California, Phillip has become a transcendent being who embodies nobody but himself. Armed with a brobdingnagian vocabulary, Phillip Park examines the prefixes and suffixes of words to master the beautiful language of English. But Phillip’s real passion is Magic the Gathering and Warhammer 40K where he paints small models. He does not only paint small figures, but also dioramas of the Battle of the Bulge and the Battle of Tannenburg, diving through history and bringing the dead back to life. Even when he leaves his dorm, Philip enters a new form of zen; no phones in sight, Philip bikes through the suburbs of Claremont, reflecting on the world and his life. And in his thoughts filled with esoteric vocabulary and intellectual questions, Phillip understands the truth about life. Phillip truly is not your average dorm-dweller; for him, the world is his dorm, a place of self-discovery and enlightenment.